Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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