Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
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You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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