Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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