i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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