I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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