at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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