Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
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she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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