Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
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omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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