You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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