If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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