THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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