So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
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