I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
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Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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