oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"