Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.