Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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