just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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