that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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