even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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