before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
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she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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