So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
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