I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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