can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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