i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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