If you die in college, do you die in real life?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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