508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i just google imaged poop.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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