ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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