At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
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I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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