so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
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I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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