I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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