their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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