How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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