is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
