I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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