yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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