Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
why is half of my head shaved?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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