we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
You left your underwear on the fireplace
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Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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