The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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