The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
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