she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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