don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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