I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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