He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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