So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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