just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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