question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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