We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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