how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
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So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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