When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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