i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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