Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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