that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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