I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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