Is it normal to miss your booty call?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I'm getting married
To pizza
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
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