Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I am never drinking with the goths again.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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