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He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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