What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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