google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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