Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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