Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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