3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
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Couch. On fire.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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