are you still at the devil's house?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
The air was thick with penises
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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